This made me laugh today, Dads are the Original Hipsters
"Your dad ate local fair trade produce before you did and he has dirt under his finger nails to prove it."
"Your dad went to dance parties before you did. Long before you were grinding up against some poor hipster girl wearing an American Apparel jazz jumper at a Steve Aoki concert, your dad was showing honey dips his hip swivels"
"Your dad had a mustache before you did. He rocked one the bitching-est lip sweaters on his block."